Jeffrey Harth

The details of his life are rather inconsequential. His father was a relentlessly self-improving hull-scraper from Skaro with psoriasis and a penchant for Romulan ale. His mother was a 14 year old Malik dancer named Sue with webbed hair and a third nipple. After failing out of Starfleet Academy, he hitched a ride on a Firefly with his sights set on a career in Wintwock husbandry. In the aftermath of the resulting lawsuit with Gateway Station he roamed the Expanse until crashing into Risa where he was dutifully shaved and bound in front of a computer where his exploits are forever broadcast into the void.