Now anyone who has seen Chris Pratt on screen or in interviews knows that he likes to have a good time and he’s clearly doing just that while hyping ‘Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2.’ If he wasn’t such a likable guy and a comedian you might think that he grew an ego that was about to shatter his career, but you can just feel the humor dripping off of each word.

Pratt, or rather Starlord, has taken to Facebook and has written reasons why you need to see ‘Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2’:

On May 5th the greatest movie in the history of movies is coming. There has never been and will never again be a movie like this. Seriously. Ever heard of Citizen Kane? We’re much better. Seriously. Our movie just tested at over one million points. Rotten tomatoes already has it at 234% fresh. #GotGVol2 will win every movie award AND about 39 Olympic gold medals in swimming, gymnastics, the skiiing event with the gun, x games, snowmobiling and everything. It will win the World Cup and about 7 super bowl rings, sorry TOM Brady. This movie will fry your brains and lift your spirits. James Gunn will be elected president of the world. They will add the faces of the guardians to Mount Rushmore for sure. We’re gonna get a planet. May 5th will become a national holiday. Everyone will get pregnant. Candy will fall from the sky. Global warming will stop. Dinosaurs will come back to life. Which unlike some movies might tell you, is actually a really good thing. Because they won’t flip out and kill people instead they’ll be your awesome pets. So basically get your tickets as soon as you can. Don’t be the only person on the planet who doesn’t see this movie.


Humbly? Hah! Director James Gunn even made sure to chime in by saying “I humbly accept the position of President of the World.” So much humbleness in this cast and crew.

Honestly, this gave me a chuckle and I’m sure any fan of the first film or Pratt himself will get one too.

Are you looking forward to ‘Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2?’ Do you think that Pratt did a good job at channeling his inner Star-Lord for this post? Share your thoughts below True Believers!


Set to the backdrop of Awesome Mixtape #2, Marvel’s ‘Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2’ continues the team’s adventures as they traverse the outer reaches of the cosmos. The Guardians must fight to keep their newfound family together as they unravel the mysteries of Peter Quill’s true parentage. Old foes become new allies and fan-favorite characters from the classic comics will come to our heroes’ aid as the Marvel Cinematic Universe continues to expand.

‘Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2′ starring Chris Pratt, Zoë Saldana, Dave Bautista, Vin Diesel, Bradley Cooper, Karen Gillan, Michael Rooker, Sean Gunn, Pom Klementieff, Kurt Russell, Elizabeth Debicki, Chris Sullivan, and Glenn Close takes off on May 5, 2017.

Source: Chris Pratt’s Facebook

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Stuart Conover is an author, blogger, and all around geek. When not busy being a father and husband he tries to spend as much time as possible immersed in comic books, science fiction, and horror! Would you like to know more? Follow him on Twitter!