While many will say that this holiday is their favorite season of all, it can seem to be a perplexing one to others… particularly alien ones.

In his latest field report, Strax gives his impression of Earth’s yearly tradition called Christmas. Appropriately filed as report #X1225-MAS, the Sontaran companion of Madame Vastra and Jenny expresses how he’s not too impressed with this holiday – especially after finding out that mistletoe is not a ballistic weapon.

You can check out his report and impressions below as he describes how we “puny humans enjoy a period of celebration known as Christmas…”

And don’t forget to watch the ‘Doctor Who’ Christmas special, ‘The Time of the Doctor’, tonight at 9pm ET on BBC America!