Twas the day before Christmas
And we gathered around
To watch The Rock play Dwanta Claus
And it was rather profound.
He read us a story, of joy and delight
We loved it so much,
We could watch it all night.
So what will your wandering eyes do see?
Just watch the video and you’ll agree with me.

What better way to spend the holidays than with Dwayne Johnson reading a Christmas story to you? Okay having him actually physically be in the same room as he reads his version of ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas’ would be much better, but this comes in for a close second. The story is rather amusing as it involves portals, evil versions of Rock’s past roles, some ass kicking and of course, The Rock saving Rockmas for us all.

So gather around the computer and with your cup of hot cocoa (or eggnog), and watch as Dwanta Claus reads what may be a new classic tale for nerd kids to come!