With the news that ‘The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part I,’ ‘The Avengers’ and ‘The Dark Knight Rises’ are in the top 10 of most pirated movies of the year, it’s no wonder that many independent filmmakers are trying to discourage people from downloading their films illegally. Not that anyone reading this does that, right? Well, to prevent people from getting any of these ideas in their head, Don Coscarelli has put together a great anti-piracy trailer for ‘John Dies at the End.’

While the film will be in limited theatrical release beginning the end of January, 2013, ‘John Dies at the End’ is currently available to be viewed on VOD via iTunes, Amazon, PS3, XBOX 360, cable, satellite and more. Before you start thinking  about how to see this hilarious horror movie for free, you may want to watch this trailer as why that may not be such as great idea.

I must add, this little warning came with the video:

Before pirating JOHN DIES AT THE END be sure to watch the video below as stealing the film could result in severe health issues. Those with an erection lasting over 4 hours after viewing JOHN DIES AT THE END please consult a physician.

Yes, the warning is pretty cheesy but the message still remains: don’t steal this movie. For if you do… well… why spoil it for you. See for yourself in the trailer below!


In ‘John Dies at the End,’ it’s all about the Soy Sauce, a drug that promises an out-of-body experience with each hit. Users drift across time and dimensions. But some who come back are no longer human. Suddenly a silent otherworldly invasion is underway, and mankind needs a hero. What it gets instead is John (Rob Mayes) and David (Chase Williamson), a pair of college dropouts who can barely hold down jobs. Can these two stop the oncoming horror in time to save humanity? No. No, they can’t.

‘John Dies at the End’ stars Chase Williamson, Rob Mayes, Clancy Brown and Paul Giamatti and is currently available on VOD. If you want to see it in full feature film glory, the movie will be in theaters beginning January 25, 2013.