Fans aren’t that concerned with ‘Avengers: Endgame’s three-hour running time. For a story that has taken over a decade to tell, the general consensus is “Take all the time you need.” The only thing anyone seems concerned about is the inevitable need for a bathroom break. After all, have you SEEN how big those soda cups at movie theaters are? And some theaters sell beer! Even worse!
But if you’re concerned about missing a single second of Avenger-y goodness due to your thimble-sized bladder, fittingly, it is the smallest Avenger, Ant-Man who has the answer. Well, more accurately, the man that plays him, Paul Rudd has the solution.
“Pop” for the collectible ‘Avengers: Endgame’ jumbo popcorn tub! (Although, you may not want to add it to your collection once you’re done.)
Rudd appeared on ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’ along with co-stars Robert Downey Jr., Chris Hemsworth, and Scarlett Johansson and offered a bit of wisdom.
The best time to go pee during ‘Avengers: Endgame’? Paul Rudd says just pee in your popcorn tub and move on… pic.twitter.com/GUV7aGsf40
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As he said, “Get one of those giant tubs of popcorn and then just lower it under your seat in the middle of the movie.”
You could also follow the advice of Mark Ruffalo, who suggested wearing a diaper.
‘Avengers: Infinity War’ was just shy of two and a half hours, so that should give you an idea of what to expect. If you made it through that without needing a pee break, you might be good to go when it comes to ‘Endgame’.
Kimmel also asked Rudd about that infamous fan theory that took over the internet, regarding the solution to the problem of Thanos is having Ant-Man shrink down and climb into his anus, then expand causing him to burst. Rudd would only reply, “Look these lips are sealed.”
If you’d like to watch the entire ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’ segment, it is below:
‘Avengers: Endgame’ opens on April 26. Prepare your bladder!