Some things are just like “comfort food” – you know exactly what you’re going to get, and you’re anticipating the familiar feeling of joy and satisfaction when you get it. That’s how I – and tons of other fans – have felt when watching each of the five installments of the ‘Resident Evil’ film series: with each movie, you can rest assured that you’ll be given action and the killing of both zombies and unnatural creatures in hefty amounts.
Early next year, Paul W.S. Anderson is bringing the series into the hanger with ‘Resident Evil: The Final Chapter.’ While production company Screen Gems is being a little coy with whether this is truly the end of the line for the franchise, pretty much everyone else involved is making it crystal clear; heck, even star Milla Jovovich introduces this trailer by saying “I can’t wait for you all to see how the final chapter in the Resident Evil series ends.” So, y’know, that seems to be that. You can’t really blame the company, though: the first five films have grossed over $900 million worldwide, and who would want to give that up, really? But, like all good things, it must eventually come to an end.
Picking up immediately after the events in Resident Evil: Retribution, Alice (Milla Jovovich) is the only survivor of what was meant to be humanity’s final stand against the undead. Now, she must return to where the nightmare began – The Hive in Raccoon City, where the Umbrella Corporation is gathering its forces for a final strike against the only remaining survivors of the apocalypse.
‘Resident Evil: The Final Chapter’ will hit American theaters in January 2017.
Tony Schaab mixed up all this fake puke at home and then he went to this movie theater, hid the puke in his jacket, climbed up to the balcony, and then he made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa… and then he dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then – this was horrible – all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other… and he never felt so bad in his entire life! A lover of most things sci-fi and horror, Tony is an author by day and a DJ by night. Come hang out with Tony on Facebook and Twitter to hear him spew semi-funny nonsense and get your opportunity to finally put him in his place.
