There is literally a market out there for everything these days thanks to the internet. If you want to find obscure episodes of ‘Darkwing Duck,’ you can find them. If you’re trying to figure out what issue Spider-Man and Squirrel Girl talked on the phone that one time, it’s out there somewhere. And if you’re looking for porn parodies of your favorite shows such as ‘Doctor Who’ and ‘Game of Thrones’? Yup, that’s out there too. But now the people who brought you those memorable instances of adult entertainment have a new project that begs fans to catch it all.
After their hilarious XXX parody of ‘Guardians of the Galaxy,’ Woodrocket.com has released a brand new one that riffs off of the beloved animated series ‘Pokemon.’ Titled ‘Strokemon’, all the franchise favorites like Ash, Misty, Brock, and Team Rocket get in on the action. There’s even a theme song! But rather than spoil all the fun (including the terrible puns), check out the trailer below, which we assure you is suitable for work despite being slightly disturbing:
As funny as that theme song is, I have no idea what’s going on with Pikachu… I’m sorry, Dikachu. That mask might be the thing that nightmares are made of. I know that there are some scary looking Pokemon out there, but Dikachu takes the cake for creepiest. It’s definitely a departure from their versions of Groot, who happened to be a giant wooden penis, and Rocket Raccoon, who somehow still wasn’t as weird as this.
Just putting it out there: No matter how much erotic fan fiction is (presumably) out there starring Ash and Misty, maaaaaaaaaybe ‘Pokemon’ doesn’t exactly lend itself to be porn parodied. But that’s clearly not my call to make, so what do you think of the trailer for ‘Strokemon’? Are you planning to check it out? Do you have any better Pokemon-related sex puns? Let us know in the comments.
