‘Game Of Thrones’ Gets A Porn Parody, ‘Game Of Bones’, With A Trailer

Posted Monday, October 14th, 2013 06:00 pm GMT -5 by

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This article, of course, may seem completely redundant, but even though ‘Game of Thrones’ is already a massive hit, I suppose this proves that the HBO series hasn’t really “arrived!” Is there any higher honor than getting a porn parody?  But seriously, there’s probably less sex in this than in the real show.  Rather obviously, the parody is entitled ‘Game of Bones: Winter Is Cumming’.  Brace yourself.

This will actually be a series, which begins on October 25th on the website WoodRocket.com.  It is directed by Lee Roy Myers, who previously helmed the ‘Buffy the Vampire Slayer’ porn parody.  He spoke to i09 about his latest project:

Were there any ideas for the Game of Thrones porno that seemed too wrong or evil to do?

“Yes. The whole Cersei & Jaime Lannister, brother and sister sexual relationship is taboo. At WoodRocket, we typically try and avoid incest as a running theme in porn.”

Seriously?  The makers of the porn parody deemed something from the actual show to be too racy?!  Really?!

They also touched upon the sex scenes/expositions:

Given how often the first couple seasons of Game of Thrones would use sex scenes to spout exposition, did you experiment with having pornstars recite random plot details from the series while they were screwing on screen?

“Of course! What’s a sex scene without, “Ooohs” and “awwws” and “Robb, maybe not going through with your agreed upon marriage was a mistake”?”

As far as who hooks up with whom, Myers remained somewhat mum.

“As fans of the show, myself and my co-writer Audrey Palmer, we didn’t want to stray too far from what the original story did. It’s a parody, but we also want to give viewers the characters that they want to see having sex, having sex. But, I don’t want to give too much away. You’ll have to tune in to find out who is schtupping who. I will toss out there that the Red Wedding is now anything but a white wedding.”

James Deen (‘The Canyons’) is playing the lead role of Jon Snow and admits he didn’t know much about the HBO series until he filmed the web series:

“I know nothing, really. I had actually never heard of it until the other day when I shot this porno … It seems like it’s about British people that are walking around in the cold and they bang a lot. I learned that from making the porno.”

Yeah, that sums it all up.

Here are some SAFE FOR WORK photos of some of the cast:

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Margaery Tyrell played by Aaliyah Love

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Robb Stark (Tommy Pistol) and Talisa (Dana DeArmond)

 

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Cersei played by Tanya Tate

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Daenerys Targaryen played by Anikka Albrite, and Daario Naharis played by Aaron Wilcox

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Talisa played by Dana DeArmond

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Ygritte played by Claire Robbins

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Jon Snow played by James Deen

‘Game of Bones’ premieres October 25 on Woodrocket.com, in case you were wondering when it’s, er, coming. You can check out the trailer for the web series below:

Sources i09 and laist