Santa Claus Central has announced that Santa Claus and his kidnapped workers have been rescued from their Martian Captors. An elite squad of black ops elves and their support team cyborg reindeers completed “Operation Red Grinch” at a location known as the “Face on Mars”.

All involved were unhurt and Santa Claus is currently en route in his warp drive sled. All deliveries should be on time for Christmas with the possible exception of North Korea.