Everyone is planning for the Zombie Apocalypse, while clearly ignoring an even greater threat… Kaiju Attack.  What good are your crossbows and bottles of water going to do against a 100 foot tall half-dinosaur/half-dragon creature?  Luckily, the (REAL!) U.S. Air Force is taking this threat quite seriously.

‘The Smithsonian Air And Space’ magazine interviewed two servicemen stationed at Kadena Air Base in Okinawa, Japan to find out what precautions the armed forces have in place in the case of a Kaiju attack.  Here’s what two of them had to say:

Well, at least they have a sense of humor.

What do you think?  What is the best defense in the case of a giant monster invasion?  (Here’s a suggestion, RUN!)

As a bonus, we previously covered the negative response Japanese audiences are having to what they’ve seen of Godzilla.  Well, that aside, here is an infographic that compares the heights of the various Godzillas over the years.

‘Godzilla’ starring Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Ken Watanabe, Elizabeth Olsen, Juliette Binoche, David Strathairn, Bryan Cranston, and Sally Hawkins hits theaters on May 16, 2014 in 2D, 3D, and IMAX 3D.