When you hear the word “Sharknado,” one of two things likely happen: you roll your eyes and say “Oh, Hell no” (which, coincidentally, was the subtitle of the third Sharknado film), or you get excited in your excited parts and ball up your fists in mock anticipation of punching the nearest flying finned fish. If you fall into the latter category, then you’re in luck, as The SyFy Channel has unleashed a new trailer for the fourth entry into the holy-crap-I-can’t-believe-it-got-three-sequels franchise.
Without any further ado, I think you should check it out:
That’s a lot of nonsense crammed into those 20 seconds! Vegas! A Wolverine clone punching a shark with his fists! A male stripper punching a shark with his thrusty genetalia! A shark eating a cute girl’s upper torso! An Elvis impersonator doing…something!
Surprisingly, the movie is chock-full of cameos from very interesting names, including (in no particular order): Stacey Dash (Clueless), Dog the Bounty Hunter (reality TV star), Dr. Drew Pinsky (Loveline), Cynthia Bailey (The Real Housewives of Atlanta), Robert Herjavec (Shark Tank), Kym Johnson (Dancing With the Stars), Carrie Keagan (TV host), T’Keyah Crystal Keymah (That’s So Raven), Gena Lee Nolin (Sheena), Alexandra Paul (Baywatch), Benjy Bronk (The Howard Stern Show), Jay DeMarcus (Rascal Flatts), David Faustino (Married with Children), Lori Greiner (Shark Tank), Frank Mir (MMA fighter), Patti Stanger (Millionaire Matchmaker), Corey Taylor (Slipknot),Vince Neil (Motley Crue), Wayne Newton, and Todd, Savannah and Grayson Chrisley (Chrisley Knows Best).
‘Sharknado: The 4th Awakens’ will air on SyFy on July 31, 2016 at 8:00pm EDT.
Tony Schaab yearns to see the deleted scene from the ‘Thundercats’ cartoon in which Snarf is forced to do his monthly cleaning of the giant litterbox behind the Cat’s Lair. A lover of most things sci-fi and horror, Tony is an author by day and a DJ by night. Come hang out with Tony on Facebook and Twitter to hear him spew semi-funny nonsense and get your opportunity to finally put him in his place.
