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While we still don’t know if J. Jonah Jameson will be appearing in any of the sequels to ‘The Amazing Spider-Man‘, he’s been very busy online with his latest piece vilifying everyone’s favorite arachnid hero. I’ve always been a little iffy about a new take on J. Jonah Jameson. Say what you will about reboots, but I just can’t see anyone taking over the role that J.K. Simmons (‘Spider-Man’, ‘Juno’) perfected in the last trilogy. He was spot on for both the voice and mannerisms of the publisher of the Daily Bugle, so they’d have to find someone amazing to pull off the role with the same vigor that Simmons did. Still, we’re getting more editorial pieces by a viral version of Jameson so it’s hard to tell if this is just an online Easter Egg for fans or if it’s a hint at things to come. After all, Parker will need a job and most of the time he does start off making ends meet by taking photos for the Bugle.

You can read Jonah’s latest article on the webhead below:

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An Editorial from Daily Bugle publisher J. Jonah Jameson

Recently, Spider-Man got involved in the apprehension of a carjacker. The web he spun blocking the thief’s path on East 61st Street forced the driver to divert to First Avenue. While driving in the wrong direction, the carjacker hit four cars, one of which crashed through the front of a coffee shop…one of those places that serves that stupid latte art Melissa Hutchins loves so much. Fortunately, no one was hurt, but police estimate over four hundred thousand in damages were incurred.

Of course, civilians applauded as the wall-crawling vigilante pulled the thief out of his damaged car. Did any of them notice the damage left in Spider-Man’s wake?

Last December, Spider-Man pursued a bank robber named Herman Schultz who was using homemade weapons that emitted vibrational shock waves. Over two hundred photos of Schultz, hanging upside down from a twisted street light in a cocoon of webbing, were posted online. Including several with police officers (all of whom were reprimanded).

Did anyone consider that during Spider-Man’s prolonged pursuit and apprehension of Schultz, a city bus, a police car, two streetlights, a fire hydrant and twenty feet of sidewalk were destroyed? Estimated damage: $2.8 million dollars.

And who’s paying for Spider-Man’s actions? I am. You are. And every other taxpayer in this city. It’s clear Spider-Man’s results do not justify the reckless methods he employs. When is he going to finally realize this and just stop?

Do you want see a new iteration of Jameson on the big screen? Any thoughts on who could pull off the role?

‘The Amazing Spider-Man 2’ starring Andrew Garfield, Emma Stone, Jamie Foxx, Dane DeHaan, Chris Cooper, Paul Giamatti, and Sally Field swings into theaters in 3D on May 2, 2014.

Source: The Daily Bugle