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Just as our nation is beginning to recover from the Sharknado, another deadly threat has arisen, making it deadly to hit the slopes… ‘Avalanche Sharks’!

Syfy, in association with legendary horror magazine Fangoria, is going back to the shark well for its latest feature.  Though Syfy has been cranking out the cheesy, CGI monster flicks for years, something about ‘Sharknado’ captivated the public.  Though it only scored average ratings, it blew up on social media and has a sequel on the way.  ‘Sharknado’ also benefited from the “dream” cast of ‘90210’ alum Ian Ziering and professional hot mess Tara Reid.  ‘Avalanche Sharks’ unfortunately is fully cast with nobodies.

Well, except for the sharks.  Sharks that can swim through the snow!  I mean who needs D-list celebrities when you have those?!

Here’s the official plot synopsis that someone actually got paid to write:

‘Spring break in the mountains: snowboarding, beer, drunken co-eds in bikinis. As the yearly Bikini Ski Day party descends on a small mountain town, something lurks beneath the snow. When an unwitting rider causes an avalanche, it awakens a huge, menacing, prehistoric Snow Shark! With a new found taste for human flesh, the Snow Shark picks off the snow bunnies mercilessly. Cut off from help by mountainous terrain and blinding snow, the local sheriff must make an unlikely alliance with a motley crew of snowboarders to take down the Snow Shark before the white hills run red with blood!’

Bikini Ski Day.  Yes.

Here is the trailer:

Syfy has yet to announce an air date for the film.  (What the hell are you waiting for, Syfy?  Still perfecting the godawful CGI?)

Stay tuned!  We will be certain to keep you up to date on all the ‘Avalanche Sharks’ news as it breaks!

Source The Guardian