We have just learned that Martians have invaded the North Pole and that Santa Claus and several of his workers have been kidnapped. So far there have been no ransom or other demands. Santa Claus Central hasn’t issued a statement yet responding to public concern about the possibility of late Christmas present deliveries.
Santa Claus Kidnapped From The North Pole By Martians
Dirk Van Tilborg
After reading Jack Kirby’s Forever People and New Gods comic books and watching 2001: A Space Odyssey, Dirk was assimilated during first grade recess into the collective known as Science Fiction. Fueled by the visions of mad scientists such as Philip K. Dick and Frank Herbert, he has quietly searched the galaxy for the next BladeRunner, Brazil and Dark City. Born in San Francisco and currently enjoying a steampunk version of Ft. Lauderdale, when not grokking Science Fiction he spends his time with family and friends and just maybe trying to enter the dreams of disingenuous politicians.